Dan Rudmann — Westminster, Colorado

Dan Rudmann was so rude and disrespectful. Barely said hello before he started making demands. And then he kept trying to haggle the price. I told him the rate upfront, but he kept insisting on paying less. He was really pushy about it and it made me uncomfortable. And then towards the end he started … Read more

Abhishek Das — Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

He’s the Associate Director at Tiger Analytics https://www.linkedin.com/in/abhishek-das-ph-d-4626329/ https://www.facebook.com/somuiitd Abhishek Das had the audacity to set up a session with me, and then he didn’t even bother to show up! I spent so much time and effort preparing for this appointment. I turned down other potential clients because I thought I had a booking with … Read more

Evan Sussman — Boston, Massachusetts

Evan Sussman came to me for a session a while back. I was in town visiting and hosted him in my hotel room. He came over drunk, which was the first red flag, and then was short $100. I figured that I would just **** him anyway and send him home. Big mistake. Things started … Read more

John Doss — Forest Park, Illinois

Don’t you just love it when republicans are exposed as hypocrites? John Doss is running for mayor of Forest Park, so I thought now was a good time to write about his depravity. Don’t be fooled by his bullshit about family values. This man has seen me and multiple of my friends, who are also … Read more

Anis Attarwala — New York, New York

Anis Attarwala is all over the place and tries to make last minute plans, then cancels the same day, then books again, then cancels again. It’s never ending. He has no respect for ***-workers time. When he does show up for sessions, he shows up on drugs and can’t even get hard. Why see an … Read more

Tim Kirsh — Denver, Colorado

Tim Kirsh came to me for an escorting session. I thought he would be easy because he was young, but he came over clearly on some type of drug. He was annoyingly talkative, and when we finally got to *******, he was rougher than I was okay with. When he left, I counted my money … Read more

Connor Warren — Denver, Colorado

Why did I waste my time talking to Connor Warren for hours just for him to show up to the session and then leave because he couldn’t get hard? If you’re paying someone for ***, don’t ******* show up high on coke so that your **** doesn’t work. But if you do, at least pay … Read more